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'No Sex Please, We're British'
by Alistair Foot & Anthony Marriott

Directed by Roz Betts

22 - 29 July 2017

'Assistant bank manager, Peter Hunter, lives in a flat above his bank with his new, young bride Frances. When Frances innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, what comes back is Scandinavian pornography. The two, along with the bank's frantic chief cashier Brian Runnicles, must decide what to do with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls, that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the presence of Eleanor (Peter's mother), Mr. Bromhead (his boss), Mr. Needham (a visiting bank inspector) and Vernon Paul (a police superintendent). This popular comedy farce, starring Michael Crawford, ran in London for over eight years before transferring to Broadway. A film version, starring Ronnie Corbett was released in 1973.'


Peter Hunter: Kevin Coward
Frances Hunter: Helen Quinnell
Eleanor Hunter: Viv Stapleton
Brian Runnicles: Steve Padgham
Leslie Bromhead: Paul Friett
Superintendent Paul: Tony Henson
Mr. Needham: Kevin Onley
Susan: Shirley Andrews
Barbara: Dorothy Holmans
Delivery Man: Tony Donnelly

The Edward Alderton Theatre is a non-professional performance venue in Bexleyheath, Kent, founded in 1976. It has a raked auditorium seating 74, a proscenium stage, a fully licensed bar, a deaf loop, toilets and free onsite parking. Smoking is strictly prohibited anywhere on the premises. Performances commence at 8pm. Social evenings are held every Wednesday from 9pm, except during show weeks. Non-members welcome.

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No Sex Please We're British
by Alistair Foot & Anthony Marriott

22 - 29 July 2017